Nachos-A-La-Restaurante

1. Get your ass in your car.
2. Drive to a eating establishment.
3. Order a nacho platter.
4. ENJOY!!!
5. Forget to pay the bill and leave.
6. A. You Realize you forgot to pay the bill and go back in and pay. (go to step 7)
B. You think to yourself free nachos can't beat that. (skip to step 8)
7. Pay the restaurant and later feel good about yourself. (skip to step 9)
8. Get arrested by the police waiting in the parking lot. You get taken to jail where you share a cell with a large man named Willy who keeps asking you if you can grab your ankles. (proceed to step 10)
9. Relax in your favorite chair and watch porn I mean the Discovery channel.
10. Get out of jail and have to use a hemorrhoid donut for 5-6 weeks for skipping out on the bill.